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Cloverfield Plot Theory
Cloverfield is essentially a love story with a monster attack on NYC providing the background and is shown from the point of view of a camcorder wielding dullard following his friends’ on a mission to rescue the protagonist’s love interest. The actual film was preceded by a viral marketing campaign comprised of various websites for fictional [...]
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“Cloverfield Monster” is an anagram for “Milder Voltron Feces” as well…. I think that I just solved the mystery of the “Deep Sea Nectar”. “Deep Sea Nectar” is an anagram of “Era End, Pee Scat”, perhaps alluding to the end of an era and Slusho’s real secret ingredient.
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Cloverfield is essentially a love story with a monster attack on NYC providing the background and is shown from the point of view of a camcorder wielding dullard following his friends’ on a mission to rescue the protagonist’s love interest. The actual film was preceded by a viral marketing campaign comprised of various websites for fictional organizations and other media which helped flesh out the Cloverfield universe. Since the film is actually about the friends reaching the woman trapped in her apartment building, little is actually revealed about what was actually occurring or what lead up to the monster attack. Read the rest of this entry »
“Cloverfield Monster” is an anagram for “Milder Voltron Feces” as well…. I think that I just solved the mystery of the “Deep Sea Nectar”. “Deep Sea Nectar” is an anagram of “Era End, Pee Scat”, perhaps alluding to the end of an era and Slusho’s real secret ingredient.
Simply, “Cloverfield Monster” is an anagram for “Film Decrees Voltron.” JJ Abrams and his crappy viral marketing stunts took away from the movie. He built up all of the viral nonsense which had nothing to do with the actual plot.
